Apple Picking

So 2 weekends ago I went to visit my friend Aimee and her adorable kittens! No kitten photos just yet (besides the one I posted the other day) but I do have apple picking pictures! Aimee and I met at Garment District a few Halloween’s ago, Sandra worked there before I started so we never met…until now! Sandra and Aimee are super fun so we had a total blast! It was such a warm day that we went tubing in the river afterwards, a great summer fun rerun to get us through the fall and winter.

Apple Picking Oct 2011

I love their hairs :) Blue <3 Red & Red/Teal

Apple Picking Oct 2011

No climbing the trees.

Pictures of people taking pictures.

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Moccasin twins. I feel like I’m the only person who has worked at Garment District who doesn’t have a pair of these.

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Apple Picking Oct 2011

So many feather earrings.

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Gotta use all those apples now!

xo Miss Tess Aquarium

 

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Hot Babes with Giant Pinecones

So long ago when I lived in the middle of nowhere and worked from home I had a lot more time for the internet.  Though I was a bit isolated due to my location and job I never felt alone because I was in touch with many amazing woman through flickr, livejournal, and myspace (lol).   One of the outcomes of this time on the internet was the Hot Babes with Giant Pinecones flickr group.

Now for the whole world to see Jenny has written it up on xoJane explaining it’s origins.  Check it out and if you want, join in the fun!

Sadly I’ve never had a truly giant pinecone but I did have a reasonably large magnolia cone and a pretty big metal pinecone from the thrift store. Here’s my homage featuring my mediocre pinecones. And if anyone wants to send me a giant pinecone I vow to do many photo shoots with it!

Hot Babes with kinda big Magnolia Cones

231:365 The Golden Cone

The Golden Cone

And for good measure the graphic I made for the group:

Pinecone Bra

As you can see I totally use my graphic design skills for good and not for evil.

Thanks for reading! xo Miss Tess Aquarium

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Kitten Cocktail!

Things managed to get really busy for me but here’s a kitten picture I took this weekend! I’m going to be making a kitten calendar as a free pdf, stay tuned :)

Kitten Cocktail

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Friday Image Inspiration

Right now I’m geeking out about things long since passed: dinosaurs and trilobites. Check out some of my favorites! (click on the images to see on flickr) I plan on drawing all of these at some point, just with a little Tess Aquarium twist–fancy hats, fancy colors + glitter.

Trilobites have always been one of my favorite critters ever since my parents took me fossil hunting as a little girl. I found a tiny tiny trilobite which made me feel like such a paleontologist! Trilobites are early arthropods who lived about 526 million years ago. Something about their pattern is really appealing to me (maybe because of the combination of nostalgia + my confidence in my ability to draw these decently)

Giant Trilobite Slab

Trilobite

Now, dinosaurs! The Crystal Palace was built in London in 1851 to host the World Fair. After it closed it was purchased and moved, and the park around it got remodeled and part of that was some custom dinosaur sculpture! They are pretty rad, though a bit inaccurate. Due to their inaccuracy’s they grew less popular (and academics made fun of them!) and fell into disrepair but they’ve been restored recently. My favorite is the Ichthyosaurus (who isn’t actually a dinosaur, it’s more closely related to dolphins)

Crystal Palace Dinosaurs

The Iguanadon is pretty cool, apparently they had a dinner served inside this thing to show it off.

2 Iguanadons

Don’t mess with Megalosaurus!

Dinosaurs, Crystal Palace

The Plesiosaurus are actually fairly accurate and apparently one the statues has a neck that moves.

Dinosaurs, Crystal Palace

Stay tuned for some prehistoric inspired art!

<3 Tess Aquarium

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Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

This is a write up of a unicorn costume I made last summer, I can’t believe I never posted it here!! I think it was maybe before I started this particular blog? Anyway…this is the first time I ever dressed up as a unicorn and what started me on a hair adventure that ended up in a mohawk :)

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

I made this outfit the night before the event!  My headdress was so heavy and unbalanced that I pulled up my hair and sewed it on with big yarn!  I borrowed a cyberlox hair fall from my roommate and added some of my own flair to it to make it more of a mane and horn.  This bikini top is very simple, more or less a rectangle gathered in the middle with straps. I love this top because it’s reversible!

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

The hooves were one of my favorite parts of this project. I had a blue holographic bag that I got at a thrift store and I knew it would be perfect for the horn and hooves.  The hooves are also quite simple though I can’t find anything online similar to what I made so I should make a tutorial for you!

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

This skirt is truly a favorite! It’s based off a treasured vintage piece my friend Eddie Kent found for me several years ago.  There are lots of great tutorials for similar skirts so check ‘em out and experiment.  I made mine tie in front so it would adjust to different parts of my body depending on my whims.  I didn’t have good comfortable shoes that looked cute so at the last second I tied some fabric onto my shoes and voila! Cute and comfy!

Tess @ Kaleidoscope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

Tess @ Kaleidoscope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

It’s hard to resist holding your hooves up when you have them!

Tess @ Kaleidoscope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

Back view of the headdress, hello tattoo!

Unicorn Ike at Kaleidoscope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

I decided to make blue costumes as Ike always wears the color blue and I wanted a good excuse to make him a new pair of bell bottom pants. Ike was a saint and carried all my gear so I could prance about.

Unicorn Ike at Kaleidoscope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

Ike made his own horn. And I love those glasses!

 

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

Last minute swishy tail. Just some cut up fabric attached with a giant safety pin.

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

We found lots of blue friends, awww!  I also got some cute picture of other unicorns! Check out ‘em out in rainbow order!

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

Chris makes amazing tie dyed flags.

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

Eva is amazing and always wears amazing bicycle helmets!

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

Disco Unicorn!

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

 

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

And my favorite unicorn of all Ali Luminescent!  She is truly amazing and one of my biggest inspirations. She is always doing some sort of amazing creative project and brings so much light to this world. She led us on this parade for hours on stilts!

Boston is really rainy now so it’s beautiful to go back in time to when the sun was energizing atoms to warm our skin :)

<3 Tess Aquarium

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More T-shirt Mods!

In honor of the tshirt mod post I wanted to share some other mods I’ve made!

176:365 Tshirt mod

This purple shirt wasn’t cutting it for me in June so I sat down on my friend’s floor and chopped it up. Much better. And cooler!

T-shirt mod back!

T-shirt mod back!

This shirt was my very first t-shirt mod back in March! We made a bunch of DIY shirts for Vermin Street at SxSW. I ended up modding shirts for a few of the people on our crew and modifying shirts for people at the event! It was so much fun.

This looks complicated but it actually quite easy. You just need a shirt that’s too big. Lay it flat and cut up the sides, then cut them into 1/2 inch fringe and tie them up. For the straps I sliced them up and tied them. The back is just some staggered little slices. So easy!

T-shirt mod

T-shirt mod side

T-shirt mod

This one isn’t too much more complicated than the other shirts, just an extra line of weaving along the back and then some weaving in the front.

Let me know if you try this yourself! It’s super fun and you’ll get totally hooked, no t-shirt will be safe!

xo Tess Aquarium

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Unipeg? Pegacorn?

Whatever way you slice it this shirt is the best! I found it for just 2 dollars at the local thrift and even though it was awesome I needed to improve it even more with some custom modifications so I could make sure no one had the exact same sure, even though that’s quite a long shot!

Unipeg? Pegacorn? Front view

What else could a person want with a shirt?

Unipeg? Pegacorn?  Back View

I know, add some super awesome slits and weaving to the back!

Unipeg? Pegacorn?  Close up side

And then add some to the sleeves!

Unipeg? Pegacorn? Close up back

Close up of the back. Oops, my tag was out!

Unipeg? Pegacorn? Close up

Silly porch close up!

Never done this before? It’s super easy, just watch this video and experiment! Shirts that are a thinner knit work best and sharp scissors are a must.

Thanks for reading!

<3 Tess Aquarium

PS Pegacorn or Unipeg? Any other names for this magical creature?

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Friday Visual Inspiration: Wrasses!

Humphead Wrasse - Great Barrier Reef

Yesterday I was drawing more postcards to mail out and I decided to do a google image search for Wrasse for some inspiration. I had been drawing sharks and wanted something that looked very serious (the hammerhead sharks I’d been drawing didn’t look quite right wearing tophats) and I thought the Humphead Wrasse would look the sharpest. Little did I know that the Wrasse family of fish contained so many amazing colors!! I quickly became distracted from serious fish and went down the path of colorful rainbow fish. Check some of these guys out! Hover over image for more info and click to view on flickr!

Maori wrasse

First up is a close up of the Humphead Wrasse! Not a colorful rainbow but it’s still a beautiful tapestry of fishy goodness. These guys get up to 6 feet long and some of the population switches gender around the age of 9. Amazing! I would love for this to be the print on a carpet for some reason. With matching wall paper.

merlin the mystery wrasse

The first of many mystery Wrasses I found on flickr! The photographer called this one Merlin. I love the pink and neon yellow eyeball he’s sporting, especially next to the amazing, luminous violet on his body. I would wear this color combination on a lightweight dress that blows dramatically in the wind.

mystery wrasse

Another shot of the same type of wrasse from the same photographer.

Wrasse

This one isn’t quite as rainbowtastic but the lime green against the brown would be good in an office situations where you want to stand out but not too much.

Broomtail Wrasse

This is a Broomtail Wrasse. His pattern isn’t as elaborate but the pink spots on the subtly changing background of green and blue is really quite lovely. This would be a great visual inspiration for face paint I think.

Dapper wrasse

The photographic calls this “dapper wrasse” and he certainly is. Now he could totally wear a top hat.

Tail-spot Wrasse

I love the blue and green on this fishy. His pattern looks slightly raised on his skin though it might be just an illusion.

Klungzingers Wrasse

Klungzingers Wrasse is pretty sharp. White makes a great contrast to the blue, green and pink.

Wrasse in the Blue

And this wrasse is my favorite of all! Wouldn’t it be amazing to dye your hair in this pattern?

Wow! All this amazing inspiration. I could look at fish pictures all day but I think I need to go draw!

<3 Tess Aquarium

PS What's visually inspiring YOU? I always love looking at new things!

PPS I love this illustration that someone did...he looks sort of mischievous!

haj
 

 

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Things I Love Thursday!

All things considered I’m having a great time on my forced vacation/temporary retirement! I love the place where I’m staying, it’s always full of fun and awesome people to talk to and hang out with.  My sewing machine’s arrived so I’ve been sewing up a tiny storm. I can’t wait to share with you what I’ve been making!  I’m 1 step closer to figuring out how to make metal cat/leopard ears and 2 steps closer to figuring how to get a metal bikini (that I need to order soon…) custom powder coated to the perfect color/sparkliness.   Lots of fun projects to think about. Oh, and I got an MRI! It was so cool. Not recommended for people who are claustrophobic but I thought it was pretty rad. I’m nervously excited for the results. Rather than being scared I’m super to have information so I can make a good back plan.

Another fun thing is the large amount of kitties I’ve been running into! I really miss my kitty Maxine, though I’ll be seeing her soon, so the kitty snuggles have been so nice. My favorite cat is the cat across the street who is super friendly.  He desperately wants to come in and is always hanging out on the porch or sidewalk so I can grab him and squeeze him! Lookit this cute face!

Hello kitty!

I’ve also been very amused at this silly shirt that I found at the thrift store.  I would have gotten it but it was pretty stretched out and the kitty applique was sticky and gross. What a shame! I did find a really cool Unicorn/Pegasus  shirt that I hacked up and will be sharing soon. Is it a Unipeg? Pegacorn? Anyone else care to weigh in?

Meow!! Girls totally rule!

All and all I’m feeling very grateful for how things are going even though some parts are difficult. I feel like I’m making forward progress and it’s hard to be glum when there is so many fun things to occupy my time!

What are you thankful for?

xo Miss Tess Aquarium

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Iphone Journaling

For the next while my posts are going to be all over the time and place as I go through my photo archives to share things.  These are a few slice of life Iphone snaps from right before I left in August til arriving in SF a few weeks ago. Enjoy!

My new and totally ridiculous hat.

I swore I wasn’t going to buy any more stuff from my work (which is full of amazing and inexpensive STUFF) but I saw this hat and couldn’t resist. I added the pheasant feathers, the duck feathers came with it. I ended up adding shorter feathers as these took out anyone who walked behind me! When I wear this hat (especially if I’m using my cane!) I get the BEST compliments from people who normally don’t acknowledge me. One thing about using a cane is it’s made me see the world in a totally different way.

Hasta la vista, Boston!

Lily dog sits on my lap for her last drive down Memorial Drive. She was such a good little doggy and really took the car travel and hotel stays in stride!

Kim Jong Il'n

Ike got these glasses for us. I think he may have been a little bit serious. I mean, he looks so serious in this picture. We both do.

Blue skies and puffy clouds abound here in the midwest. Reminds me of Magritte. http://tinyurl.com/43uxeqg

Pretty clouds in Indiana. Fluffy, beautiful clouds.

Reno!!

Wow, after that we jump to Reno! Post Burning Man. I feel like I went to every single thrift store in Reno, which has bunches! I found a giant pink piece of coral that I’m so excited to display once I’m not a hobo.

Beautiful mural in the mission.

I am absolutely bananas for this mural in Clarion Alley in San Francisco. What’s not to love?

Itty bitty Meyer lemon from the tree in the yard where we are staying

The friend we were staying with had a lemon tree in their yard. I grew up eating lemons from our greenhouse all winter so this was a nostalgic treat.

Reblued my hair. Feels so good.

Me giving face in my friends front yard. I’d just retouched my hair. I felt so bad, I didn’t notice that there was a white washcloth in the shower and I totally stained it blue! I don’t mind staining my own possessions but feel terribly guilty if I stain anyone elses!

Cat ears and pimp coat ab to head to a psy trance happy hour w Zach :)

And my final iphone life pic, me dress up at a kitty pimp on my way to a Psy Trance happy hour with my friend Zach. Now I’m not crazy about Psy Trance but I do like happy hours and Zach so it was quite delightful :) A little secret? I dislike Psy Trance because I find it impossible to dance to which is perfect for the state of my back right now (as in, no dancing for a while!). I wasn’t even tempted.

(ps my ears light up! I made them from scrap faux fur and suede while I was down for the count at Burning Man)

xoxo Tess Aquarium

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