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I don’t know why this has taken me so long to figure out!! After many attempts to login to the WordPress app I finally clicked “help” and got it figured out. Yay! Hopefully this will mean more posting, I’m rarely on my computer these days which makes blogging hard. I’m constantly on my phone, tho! Yay!

Currently in DC visiting my sis, her hubby, and my nephew!!! Elijah is my favorite man in the whole world and I can’t resist kissing him :) as he gets older he’s gotten a bit more resistant… So I gotta get those smooches in before he starts running away!

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Danger Twins, Part 2!

I just realized that I never posted the pictures from the photo shoot I alluded to in this post. Madelaine and I have done a few fun modelling things together, most notably this photo shoot for the Pride page for my work. Oh what fun! This is a follow up, I needed some photos to fill in gaps in my work’s website and wanted a bit of a play on “fancy” and “punk rock”.

First we went for retro glamor with big shades and pretty dresses.

Punk Rock Vintage

Punk Rock Vintage

Punk Rock Vintage

Then we went for vintage dresses and cowboy boots!

Punk Rock Vintgae

Punk Rock Vintage

Punk Rock Vintage

Punk Rock Vintage

New Hair

And lastly we put on some Betsey Johnson dresses. We only got a few photos in when my lens died!!

Retro Betsey Johnson Dress

Betsey Johnson dresses

Not a bad way to go out I must say.

Man, this makes me miss summer so bad!! As I recall we were boiling hot which barely seems possible right now…my fingers are so cold they’ve gone numb!!

<3 Tess Aquarium

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Tilt!

It’s Thursday, almost the weekend! I’m really excited for the party we are hosting at the house I’m staying at. It’s 1 part “Sleep No More” another part a game and another part “super duper awesome”. Even those of us running it don’t really know what’s going to happen :) We have a “cast” of over 40 people so it’s going to be interesting!

I always like to do TiLT because it’s a good reminder of all the things to be happy about. Here’s my list!

*Physical Therapy, FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY! I finally jumped through all the hoops, determined there was nothing major major major going on with my hip, backs, spine and neurological stuff. My PT thinks I probably sprained my back several times over the course of 2011, then it just keep getting worse and worse. The muscle became swollen and something pinched a nerve which explains why my leg wasn’t working! Once the inflammation went down (NOT living in a car helped that) the leg not working business was super helped by acupuncture, massage and hot soaks. Seriously, I’m a devoted fan of acupuncture now! I’m really happy to finally be moving forward after so much pain. I’m starting to feel a little bit perkier already! I know this is going to probably take a while to get all the way better but I’m in for the long haul!

*My 2 year old nephew! My sister and my nephew came up to Boston for a family wedding. I got to babysit my nephew for a few hours on Saturday! We rode on the bus, the train, went to the river and saw ducks and boats and cyclists, went to a cafe for a snack and went home! It was SO MUCH FUN! He’s so adorable and so good, and wore these cute sunglasses the whole time :)

Elijah and Tess ride the bus and train for fun!!

*I’m always in love with Kittens :)

Kittens!

*Playing dress ups. I’m back at my old job 10 hours a week and I get to dress up again in wigs and costumes and it’s so much fun! Sometime I need to do a post with all the characters I’ve done :) This is a fav, cave Tess!

Cavegirl at work today :)

And some things without pics:

*Thrift stores. I have found the best stuff recently! All my stuff is in storage but I’ve been filling in gaps with thrifted items. Today my best score was an 80′s leather jacket with zip out fuzzy lining and hidden hood behind a zipper in the neck!
* My roommates. They are the coolest and I have so much fun hanging out with them.
*Amazon Prime, get vitamins faster!

Thanks for reading! What are you loving this week?

xo Tess Aquarium

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Apple Picking

So 2 weekends ago I went to visit my friend Aimee and her adorable kittens! No kitten photos just yet (besides the one I posted the other day) but I do have apple picking pictures! Aimee and I met at Garment District a few Halloween’s ago, Sandra worked there before I started so we never met…until now! Sandra and Aimee are super fun so we had a total blast! It was such a warm day that we went tubing in the river afterwards, a great summer fun rerun to get us through the fall and winter.

Apple Picking Oct 2011

I love their hairs :) Blue <3 Red & Red/Teal

Apple Picking Oct 2011

No climbing the trees.

Pictures of people taking pictures.

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Moccasin twins. I feel like I’m the only person who has worked at Garment District who doesn’t have a pair of these.

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Apple Picking Oct 2011

So many feather earrings.

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Apple Picking Oct 2011

Gotta use all those apples now!

xo Miss Tess Aquarium

 

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Hot Babes with Giant Pinecones

So long ago when I lived in the middle of nowhere and worked from home I had a lot more time for the internet.  Though I was a bit isolated due to my location and job I never felt alone because I was in touch with many amazing woman through flickr, livejournal, and myspace (lol).   One of the outcomes of this time on the internet was the Hot Babes with Giant Pinecones flickr group.

Now for the whole world to see Jenny has written it up on xoJane explaining it’s origins.  Check it out and if you want, join in the fun!

Sadly I’ve never had a truly giant pinecone but I did have a reasonably large magnolia cone and a pretty big metal pinecone from the thrift store. Here’s my homage featuring my mediocre pinecones. And if anyone wants to send me a giant pinecone I vow to do many photo shoots with it!

Hot Babes with kinda big Magnolia Cones

231:365 The Golden Cone

The Golden Cone

And for good measure the graphic I made for the group:

Pinecone Bra

As you can see I totally use my graphic design skills for good and not for evil.

Thanks for reading! xo Miss Tess Aquarium

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Kitten Cocktail!

Things managed to get really busy for me but here’s a kitten picture I took this weekend! I’m going to be making a kitten calendar as a free pdf, stay tuned :)

Kitten Cocktail

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Friday Image Inspiration

Right now I’m geeking out about things long since passed: dinosaurs and trilobites. Check out some of my favorites! (click on the images to see on flickr) I plan on drawing all of these at some point, just with a little Tess Aquarium twist–fancy hats, fancy colors + glitter.

Trilobites have always been one of my favorite critters ever since my parents took me fossil hunting as a little girl. I found a tiny tiny trilobite which made me feel like such a paleontologist! Trilobites are early arthropods who lived about 526 million years ago. Something about their pattern is really appealing to me (maybe because of the combination of nostalgia + my confidence in my ability to draw these decently)

Giant Trilobite Slab

Trilobite

Now, dinosaurs! The Crystal Palace was built in London in 1851 to host the World Fair. After it closed it was purchased and moved, and the park around it got remodeled and part of that was some custom dinosaur sculpture! They are pretty rad, though a bit inaccurate. Due to their inaccuracy’s they grew less popular (and academics made fun of them!) and fell into disrepair but they’ve been restored recently. My favorite is the Ichthyosaurus (who isn’t actually a dinosaur, it’s more closely related to dolphins)

Crystal Palace Dinosaurs

The Iguanadon is pretty cool, apparently they had a dinner served inside this thing to show it off.

2 Iguanadons

Don’t mess with Megalosaurus!

Dinosaurs, Crystal Palace

The Plesiosaurus are actually fairly accurate and apparently one the statues has a neck that moves.

Dinosaurs, Crystal Palace

Stay tuned for some prehistoric inspired art!

<3 Tess Aquarium

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Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

This is a write up of a unicorn costume I made last summer, I can’t believe I never posted it here!! I think it was maybe before I started this particular blog? Anyway…this is the first time I ever dressed up as a unicorn and what started me on a hair adventure that ended up in a mohawk :)

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

I made this outfit the night before the event!  My headdress was so heavy and unbalanced that I pulled up my hair and sewed it on with big yarn!  I borrowed a cyberlox hair fall from my roommate and added some of my own flair to it to make it more of a mane and horn.  This bikini top is very simple, more or less a rectangle gathered in the middle with straps. I love this top because it’s reversible!

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

The hooves were one of my favorite parts of this project. I had a blue holographic bag that I got at a thrift store and I knew it would be perfect for the horn and hooves.  The hooves are also quite simple though I can’t find anything online similar to what I made so I should make a tutorial for you!

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

This skirt is truly a favorite! It’s based off a treasured vintage piece my friend Eddie Kent found for me several years ago.  There are lots of great tutorials for similar skirts so check ‘em out and experiment.  I made mine tie in front so it would adjust to different parts of my body depending on my whims.  I didn’t have good comfortable shoes that looked cute so at the last second I tied some fabric onto my shoes and voila! Cute and comfy!

Tess @ Kaleidoscope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

Tess @ Kaleidoscope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

It’s hard to resist holding your hooves up when you have them!

Tess @ Kaleidoscope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

Back view of the headdress, hello tattoo!

Unicorn Ike at Kaleidoscope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

I decided to make blue costumes as Ike always wears the color blue and I wanted a good excuse to make him a new pair of bell bottom pants. Ike was a saint and carried all my gear so I could prance about.

Unicorn Ike at Kaleidoscope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

Ike made his own horn. And I love those glasses!

 

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

Last minute swishy tail. Just some cut up fabric attached with a giant safety pin.

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

We found lots of blue friends, awww!  I also got some cute picture of other unicorns! Check out ‘em out in rainbow order!

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

Chris makes amazing tie dyed flags.

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

Eva is amazing and always wears amazing bicycle helmets!

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

Disco Unicorn!

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

 

Kaleidescope: Rainbow Unicorn Edition

And my favorite unicorn of all Ali Luminescent!  She is truly amazing and one of my biggest inspirations. She is always doing some sort of amazing creative project and brings so much light to this world. She led us on this parade for hours on stilts!

Boston is really rainy now so it’s beautiful to go back in time to when the sun was energizing atoms to warm our skin :)

<3 Tess Aquarium

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More T-shirt Mods!

In honor of the tshirt mod post I wanted to share some other mods I’ve made!

176:365 Tshirt mod

This purple shirt wasn’t cutting it for me in June so I sat down on my friend’s floor and chopped it up. Much better. And cooler!

T-shirt mod back!

T-shirt mod back!

This shirt was my very first t-shirt mod back in March! We made a bunch of DIY shirts for Vermin Street at SxSW. I ended up modding shirts for a few of the people on our crew and modifying shirts for people at the event! It was so much fun.

This looks complicated but it actually quite easy. You just need a shirt that’s too big. Lay it flat and cut up the sides, then cut them into 1/2 inch fringe and tie them up. For the straps I sliced them up and tied them. The back is just some staggered little slices. So easy!

T-shirt mod

T-shirt mod side

T-shirt mod

This one isn’t too much more complicated than the other shirts, just an extra line of weaving along the back and then some weaving in the front.

Let me know if you try this yourself! It’s super fun and you’ll get totally hooked, no t-shirt will be safe!

xo Tess Aquarium

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Unipeg? Pegacorn?

Whatever way you slice it this shirt is the best! I found it for just 2 dollars at the local thrift and even though it was awesome I needed to improve it even more with some custom modifications so I could make sure no one had the exact same sure, even though that’s quite a long shot!

Unipeg? Pegacorn? Front view

What else could a person want with a shirt?

Unipeg? Pegacorn?  Back View

I know, add some super awesome slits and weaving to the back!

Unipeg? Pegacorn?  Close up side

And then add some to the sleeves!

Unipeg? Pegacorn? Close up back

Close up of the back. Oops, my tag was out!

Unipeg? Pegacorn? Close up

Silly porch close up!

Never done this before? It’s super easy, just watch this video and experiment! Shirts that are a thinner knit work best and sharp scissors are a must.

Thanks for reading!

<3 Tess Aquarium

PS Pegacorn or Unipeg? Any other names for this magical creature?

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